viola jokes

A way to go (and away I go!)

Oh, hey guys! I was going to tell you something before today’s viola joke… let’s see, what was it…

I’m going to Walt Disney World! Again! Like that one time! And that other time too! And that time I kind of went but not really! I’m not crazy, honest.

A short trip this time, though; I leave this afternoon and will return on Tuesday with a Not Monday Video. Don’t forget to vote in the Composer Cagematch! Voting will still close on Saturday at midnight as per usual and Piotr and George need you. And make sure you’re following me on Twitter in case I find something musically interesting while I’m there (which I always do).

Anyway. Laugh:

Q. How does a violist’s brain cell die? Continue reading »

It’s escalated

Q. What’s the latest crime wave in New York City? Continue reading »

Bombs away!

Q. How is a violist’s fourth finger like a grenade? Continue reading »

She’s gone from suck to blow!

Q. What’s the difference between a violist and a vacuum cleaner? Continue reading »

The First Law of Tuning Robotics

Q. How do you get a violist to play A flat? Continue reading »

Immanuel Kant play the viola

Q. How are violists just like philosophers? Continue reading »

Because they never learn to swim

Q. How do you save a violist from drowning? Continue reading »

Reasons to wince

Q. What’s the difference between fingernails scraping on a chalkboard and the sound of a viola? Continue reading »

Easily manipulated

Q. How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? Continue reading »

And the surgeon is his mother

Q. Two violists are sitting in a car. Who’s driving? Continue reading »