LOL Friday

“Here’s your baton.” “Wand.” “Whatever.”

Well, I LOL’d.

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To populate your nightmares

YOU. ARE. WELCOME.

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Chop chop

I took in a drama course my senior year of high school and wrote a brief play based on T. S. Eliot’s poem “Portrait of a Lady,” a poem in which Chopin figures prominently. The girl I cast as the titular lady said “Chop-in,” and was surprised when I corrected her. (This paragraph is meant to illustrate how I can be a pretentious twit sometimes. Discuss!)

Currently, the middle school girls at my ballet studio are dancing to a piece by Chopin, and they wrote character sketches to fuel the expression of their steps. The spellings have been creative — Chopan, Shopin, and my personal favorite:

Ouch.

A problem-free philosophy

Yes, I know, it seems like a gimmick, but I can assure you it ain’t no passin’ craze.

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Today’s weather forecast

Pop quiz! What is it raining?

A. Men
B. Cats and dogs
C. Meatballs (potentially)
D. Bass clefs

And the answer is…

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I dunno; somehow I prefer real instruments…

I don’t understand why this is a recurring thing.

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Curiosity killed the vibrations

I guess if the strings are missing from the outside, the most logical first place to look for them would be the inside. Ya know?

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You’re so weird

I hijacked the crosswords while at my grandmother’s house a few weeks ago. And so I made this serendipitous discovery: the Asbury Park Press still prints For Better Or Worse. Behold its wisdom!

Edited to add: I forgot to tell you guys — Chris McGovern wins the CC! prize. But you should still vote — poll closes at midnight tomorrow!

Equipped inventory

Doncha just hate it when rare lute drops, but you have to roll for it and lose?

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Telling criminals to give it a rest

But wait — doesn’t a bit of the old Ludwig Van cause violence?

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